I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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