I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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