Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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