Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
