I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Can you bring me the toilet please
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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