So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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