One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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