I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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