How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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