There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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