I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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