that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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