Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
and she was petting her beer can
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The uberlube is also flammable
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
