halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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