It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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