I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
only if we run a train.
done.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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