WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
a search helicopter?!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
