Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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