Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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