Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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