hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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