I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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