I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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