My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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