Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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