in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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