i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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