READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize