You just made me feel so damn special
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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