I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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