dude i'm inner monologue high
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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