If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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