I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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