your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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