i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die, sorry about rent.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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