So drunk, too bad you don't want this
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Randomize
