You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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