i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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