Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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