HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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