How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.