He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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