You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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