i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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