like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
