He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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