So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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