My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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