i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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