ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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