how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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