well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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