i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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