whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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