Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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